Iron Bowl Haikus

DCT contributor Dagfinn Bilfred Abrahamsen weighs in on Saturday’s game the only way he knows how: with Haiku.  Taste the passion, hear the freshness, smell the beauty, feel the metrical balance:

 

“The Bryant-Denny Mixer”IB Haiku Logo

That’s not rain booger,

That’s Jim Beam on your head, bitch.

It’s from my shaker.

 

“You call that orange?”

Did I puke on you?

No? That’s really your colors?

Go eat some boogers.

 

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2 Comments

Filed under Alabama, Auburn, College Football, Haikus, Iron Bowl

2 responses to “Iron Bowl Haikus

  1. ronnie

    WE NEED MORE

  2. Richard its your Mother

    As good as ever.

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