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Defending the Undefendable

Defending the Undefendable



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ESPN “Prestige” Rankings

ESPN has finalized its countdown of the most “prestigious” programs in college football history. Based on a questionable point system, the results are interesting. Not a single SEC team in the top-5:

Bob Stoops

Despite losing five of its last six bowl games (all BCS bowls), Bob Stoops's Oklahoma is the #1 most "prestigious" college football program since 1936 according to ESPN.

ESPN Prestige Top 5

Here’s how SEC teams fared:

SEC ESPN Prestige

DCT Comments:

Ok, there’s little argument that Alabama should be ranked higher than #6 because the last decade of Crimson Tide football has been horrible. Furthermore, the Tide has not won a “major” bowl since the ’92 Sugar Bowl! In fact, based on ESPN’s point system, if this list had been compiled at the end of the 20th century, Alabama would be ranked between in the top-4, possibly as high as #2. Of course, the past ten years is just as important (arguably more important) than the many years before. So Alabama’s ranking is fairly accurate.

UA Team

But something smells about this list.

– Sure, Oklahoma (#1) and USC (#2) are probably two of the greatest programs in college football history. But both schools racked up dozens and dozens of points based on “weeks ranked #1 in the AP,” which awards two points each week as the top-ranked team. Well, sure (and this applies to USC more than Oklahoma), when the sportswriters, most of whom vote based on image rather than logic, pick a squad to be #1 at the beginning of a season, and that team plays a joke of a schedule, then it will accumulate many points just for being the sexiest pick at the beginning of a season.

Due to domination of college football before 1970, Notre Dame made #4 on ESPN's list.

Due to domination of college football before 1970, Notre Dame made #4 on ESPN's list.

Notre Dame somehow sneaks in at #4 mostly based on everything it accomplished before 1970. Not too much argument against this…the program in South Bend was pretty damn successful so long ago. Hell, Alabama racked up a lot of points that way too.

– How. In. The Hell. Is Florida only ranked #15??? Notably, the Gators were bad before Steve Spurrier stepped onto campus in the early ’60’s and mediocre between his exit and the late ’80’s when Emmit Smith began his college career. But ESPN’s point system gives little credit for Florida’s successful run in the ’90’s.

In fact, based on decade, UF is the #20 school from 1988-1998! WHAT??? Numerous weeks at #1, 10-win seasons, SEC Championships, SEC title game berths, a national title in ’96. A Heisman Trophy winner (Danny Wuerffel in ’96).

Based on the last three years and the Spurrier era, Florida should be higher than #15.

Based on the last three years and the Spurrier era, Florida should be higher than #15.

For the Gators to be only #20 from ’88 to ’98 is absurd, even based on this shady point scale.

Did the ESPN research team miscalculate? Florida’s two national championships and Heisman Trophy winner (Tim Tebow in ’07) during the last three years didn’t help any?

Even stranger, in the all-time rankings, Georgia is one slot ahead of Florida! Take away Hershel Walker and the Bulldogs are an overall mediocre program with some success based on 10-win seasons in the last few years!

Vandy is #119. Dead last. In all of college football. Nobody can argue the ‘Dores deserve to breach the top-100 of most “prestigious” programs of all-time, but Arkansas State, U-La-La, Louisiana Monroe, and Idaho are better???

Something went wrong with these rankings. Nice try by ESPN to base it upon numbers, but if they’re not the right ones even numbers can lie. See the BCS.

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Felicitaciones Ocho

julioJulio Jones broke the all-time college football record for most receptions in a game during Friday night’s Sugar Bowl.  

The Alabama receiver shattered the previous record of 24 (held by three different players) when he hauled in a miraculous 63 passes in The Tide’s losing effort vs. Utah.

Apparently ‘Bama scrapped its usual formations for the game, and stuck with a one-wide receiver (Jones, at right) set.  No other Tide receiver even dressed out for the game. 

Jones, who was recently named this year’s Freshman of the Year in the SEC, only managed 77 yards receiving, however, because the Utah defense knew quarterback John Parker Wilson would look to throw to him and no other player  on Every.  Single.  Play.  

All-SEC tailback Glen Coffee caught a few passes out of the backfield also, as ‘Bama decided his rushing skills (1,383 yards for the season) just weren’t good enough for the nasty Ute defense.

When asked why he audibled out of most running plays, which were the key to The Tide’s 12 wins this season, and opted for the pass, Wilson said, “Rushing the football was just getting boring.  I wanted to mix it up a little bit…challenge ourselves.  Oh, and I enjoy having my face slammed into the turf every other play.”  

“Even though we lost, the thrill of getting earholed from the left side was just awesome,” Wilson added.


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